Maybe a “Youtube-like title” for the fun (or dare I say, habit) of it?

I would explain why I still use my butt to poop in 2026, butt I assume you already know the most likely explanation …

The linked blog has a normal title.

Blessing away the French language …

Tumble me weeds hasn’t borked my main rigs or ‘family & friends’ puters in like 5 years. So overall I had less work compared to updating all them Debians once or twice in the same period.

(Oh, no wait, I did have one smol issue with a KDE widget or something like that.)

Also every rolling-release is a semi-rolling-release if you update once weekly or even monthly.

This is a good starting point (for choosing depending on your local suppliers or a quick preliminary evaluation of a PSU you come across - you can still look up at a proper review if it exists, with component pics, design commentary, and actual measurements):
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1akCHL7Vhzk_EhrpIGkz8zTEvYfLDcaSpZRB6Xt6JWkc (fuck Google)
(via zttbuilds.com)

It is based off of other open source code, which is actually where the performance comes from (ChromaDB).

Le BTW

It is I, le Tuxue, and I am here to help you install fallen penguin with the big boobies mod. (DE theme?)

Zomg, they will not allow you to sudo remove le French language!!!

Oh nyoo, they ran out of money to support them :(.

This is amazing!

(And even a rare OpenSUSE mention!)

Exactly!

Live long and nerd is what I always say.

This image was seared into my memory 20+ years ago (maybe I saw it first in a PC magazine?) & has never for a moment left it.

(Wait, was it all penguin propaganda all long?? Is this why I like foss?)

One Hannah short of perfection.

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Maybe a button or two to initiate the machine cloaca to piss into the cup?

If a task takes 10 minutes to do manually that doesn’t mean I’ll start now, it might take me more than 10 days to start - so automating it is the faster way for me to get the task done.

Needs jailbreak/crack/foss firmware flash hack.

Exactly, even just how loud the internets are gonna be about the DP can make them, or other manufacturers, implement DP into cheaper/all models … the tech itself doesn’t cost much & the signal isn’t that different to process compared to HDMI).

And ofc to the back of the TV.

Actual mini LED (3.5 to 5k nits!!) and display port?
(And a price to match it, but it’s “only” at the upper end of normal consumer TVs.)

Ok, where it the enshitification catch?

That is great!
(Tho could be more fossy.)

I sure hope it can run Outlook flawlessly.