Obligatory XKCD: https://xkcd.com/612/

The cover image looks like he’s trying to make farting noises with his mouth. Not that that’s much different than anything else that comes out of it.

https://lemmy.world/post/22143486

From: https://www.forbes.com/sites/kateoflahertyuk/2025/04/16/cve-program-funding-cut-what-it-means-and-what-to-do-next/

He says the recent news about MITRE’s contract would likely only affect new vulnerabilities. “Historical vulnerabilities should not be affected. It’s important to call this distinction out, as there’s already been some confusion.”

Oh we’re fine then. Nothing to see here. /s

That cover image …