SeductiveTortoise

I’m not really sure if recruiters aren’t at the lowest step there.

Listen here, buddy. That needs to be labeled “not safe for IT” because it gave me PTSD.

A beautiful one? Lady rock even?

Maybe, but don’t underestimate my ability to feel compassion for all kind of bullshit! That poor little rock 😭

I’m still learndling 😅

Is it voci trentatotto?

What has been maxxing for me is reviews. And if you send me one PR with 20,000 lines of code changed, I will tell you to get fucked and break it up.

I’m so glad my position allows me to do that 😂

That’s why the CEO AI replacement sticks to cheaper models. Because they don’t need the costly “reasoning” anyway.

Colleagues in my last company are measured by their token consumption. Not how little they use, but if they use up all their budget in a month. If not, they’re obviously bad for whatever they’re measuring.

I was a software tester ages ago and I was measured by the amount of bugs I found. Didn’t matter if it was a typo or some complicated crash that only occurred when all the stars aligned. I thought it was peak idiocy back then. But this new thinking beats that by far.

The kernel is really anxious though, panics all the time.

“Hey, I have an application I don’t want to support anymore. How can I get rid of it?”

let me Google that for you

“Oh great, it’s gone now. Thanks!”

Nobody is forcing these investors either, and I bet most of them will lose money. Which I don’t care about, but I would still hope that they would just fuck off.

You know, nobody is forcing these people to do all of this. Nobody is holding them hostage and telling them to be the worst person that ever lived. At any point, they could just stop to do whatever they try to do.

But no, they decided this is the way our society and civilization has to be run. And we still stand by and watch in disgust.

And I’m accepting that he does it because he’s likely a Russian asset, but why the fuck are the rest of them playing along? You can’t tell me they’re all being bought.

That constricts all my respect.

How is that worse, depending on the person you’re typing on, of course?

LLMs are great at pushing out a lot of words. Sometimes with meaning, most of the time … eh.

Who else would you replace with it? It’s a wonder it took them so long.

Thank god, I really feared having to watch it several times in a row.

If it runs windows it can be understandable to throw stuff at it in disgust.

She would be so proud of you 🥹