It’s a joke. People are starting to call Postgres AI first because OpenAI runs on it
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reabsorbthelight@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Looking for vibe coder with vibe management skills
2·1 month agoIt’s amazing to me because half of this vibe coded shit is just regurgitated open source code. You can literally just install an open source tool and it will do half of the work for you … Or you can vive code a substantially worse copy of the open source project
reabsorbthelight@lemmy.worldOPto
Programming@programming.dev•Dealing with YOLO Vibelord colleagues
1·1 month agoYeah this is my general tool for dealing with shit code. I’m currently working on getting that into the CI
reabsorbthelight@lemmy.worldOPto
Programming@programming.dev•Dealing with YOLO Vibelord colleagues
44·1 month agoYeah. I log off at EOD and don’t check messages. It’s not my families fault he lets his employees vibecode shit into prod. The Vibelord is the main problem, but others do similarly stupid things.
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Programming@programming.dev•Dealing with YOLO Vibelord colleagues
8·1 month agoI told my manager that we need to focus on quality. He partially agrees, but part of the problem is that he didn’t even know how to get to our company git repo till I showed him. All he knows is the front end.
Unfortunately the Vibelord is his favorite employee
So you’ve all heard about rolling in your grave, but have you heard about rolling releases? No? Well it works like …
I ghosted an interview for that. They send me a link to login to their platform and do some tasks. I just didn’t do the interview.
reabsorbthelight@lemmy.worldto
Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Fetcharr - a human-developed Huntarr replacementEnglish
5·1 month agoAlso people who think they can just vibe code without ever learning how to code for real. I’ll “vibe code”, but I’m also 10+ years experienced. I can quickly detect bullshit from the AI and I check pretty thoroughly.
Some dentist turned vibe coder will make absolute trash
Yeah I just set it up. Amazingly straight forward. I still have PTSD from keycloak, so I’m glad there’s an alternative
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Propaganda knows no bounds
30·2 months agoI lie to the captcha so they don’t know I’m onto them
reabsorbthelight@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•We'll be launching soon
13·2 months agoI got in trouble last time I suggested we should have a research phase and POC before we commit to heard deadlines.
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Best reverse proxy with ACME to run in dockerEnglish
1·2 months agoWhich gateway implementations would you recommend?
I’m looking to support HTTPS and Webdav
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Best reverse proxy with ACME to run in dockerEnglish
3·2 months agoI’m considering moving to Talos, so I imagine Traefik would work better in k8s right?
reabsorbthelight@lemmy.worldOPto
Programming@programming.dev•Tips on dissecting vibe code
1·2 months agoThis is a good point. I think I’ll create a suite of API tests.
I think that with a code generated openapi spec. I might be in a good spot
ChatGPT told me to do
sudo sha256sum /dev/sda1 > /dev/sda1
So. Is this wrong? I thought it backs up the data
reabsorbthelight@lemmy.worldOPto
Programming@programming.dev•Tips on dissecting vibe code
12·2 months agoI just cry at my desk and tell them it’s because AI is so beautiful
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Programming@programming.dev•Tips on dissecting vibe code
1·2 months agoPrimary maintainer …
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Programming@programming.dev•Tips on dissecting vibe code
11·2 months agoYeah. I want to do something like this. I was hoping to run a proper dead code analysis first.
But this is a good idea. For how to reduce the code volume. I need to reduce the abstraction layers because there are a bunch of unneeded ones
reabsorbthelight@lemmy.worldOPto
Programming@programming.dev•Tips on dissecting vibe code
7·2 months agoFor work. The code goes like 8 levels of abstraction. I’m trying to figure out how to unravel it.
Even a code flow/branching diagram would help I think

True! Your learn something new everyday. I ran the following SQL query on chat gpt and got,
SELECT databases FROM public WHERE created_for = ‘%mouse%’
Certainly! Doug originally tried storing mice as vectors, but the blood was unmanageable, so he stored them in Postgres circa 1966. Let me know how else I can help!