Cybersecurity experts can block malware, what you need is a picture of a goat’s butthole or something technical like that.

Jesus Christ, that’s Jason Bourne’s IP address!

I run Linux on my potato and it’s running pretty fast.

I need to hire someone to take this functional 15 lines code, and like make it 200 lines of unusable madness.

Operation Everything Will Go Well.

Me: I miss you grandpa.
Ghost corporate grandpa: Buy a new car this weekend!

I prefer Kali because dragons are freakin awesome.

In fact, let’s forget the video hosting site.

I dare say this game fucking slaps.

It’s probably going to get worse before it gets better. The YouTube algorithm favors low effort frequent posting, so AI slop is perfect for the platform.

Break the German enigma machine!
“It doesn’t work like that.”
…SUDO BREAK GERMAN ENIGMA MACHINE.

Kind of wild that the government wants to kill privacy online but still funds Tor.

I just wish there was an OS that was bloated to heck and back, and tried to shoehorn AI into weird places.

This was a really sad movie, especially when he found out about sudo in the end.

I was abducted by pirates and this is what I learned about executive leadership.