Always check for infinite cat girl errors.

HML Enterprise is extremely reliable for banking operations…probably.

I’m a total newbie to Linux, but why do people dislike Ubuntu?

This more insane than the great taste of RAT COLA. THE ONLY BRAND THAT MAKES YOU SCURRY LIKE A RAT.

99.99 uptime!? Lies! Deception!

I just called Microsoft and their support line confirmed that they are, indeed, a banana.

Thou shall not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.