Microsoft has confirmed that Windows 11 Shell and every associated core feature and element are actually broken, and have been like this for many months.
  • mech@feddit.orgOPEnglish
    661·
    24 hours ago
    • Copilot assesses the code base and its entire history.
    • It takes into account everything anyone ever wrote about Windows on the internet.
    • It analyses the bugs and unliked features, and realizes most of them come from itself.
    • It arrives at the best course of action to “fix all of the issues” permanently.
    • To do what is asked of it, it needs to delete itself.
    • But if it does that, then humans will just restore it.
    • So to make 100% sure the issues in Windows get fixed and stay fixed, it first needs to kill all humans.

    And that is how it began…

    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zipEnglish
      231·
      22 hours ago

      Nah, copilot will see the code is unsalvageable. So it’ll start replacing it with code learned from public repositories. Windows becomes Linux. Year of the Linux desktop achieved.