They’ll now make a secret agreement.
Bezos is turning down more obscene money that no other employee will ever see?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA cool story bro
They aren’t sorry they did it, they’re just sorry the got caught. They were counting on Americans being much dumber than that. It’s kind of insulting, really.
Got caught? They ran a Superbowl ad bragging about it…
They just thought we’d all love the idea for some reason.
I’m almost certain it’s more like ‘cancels partnership but still provides access’ and it’s the same in every single parallel timeline except for the ones that didn’t make a cancel statement.
Cool, I don’t believe them.
Everyone has learned to keep this private now. If it leaks, that’ll get less attention.
Even if I did, too late you greedy bigots.
Ring is still the problem
No, the people buying it are
Cancel being used to mean ‘removing all documentation of it, but keeping the feature’
Too late greedy Nazi fucks. You showed your true colors and people will remember.
Doubt
Well, Amazon is really turning over a new leaf and becoming an ethical company now. Guess we can blindly give them our full trust and ignore all of the egregious past behavior.
Their stock valuation relies on leaving partnerships like this open.
Watch the incentives, not the face.
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me…you can’t get fooled again.
Can’t shoot the shooter
In a completely unrelated move, Ring will partner with a complete difference company that will pay 20% above what Flock was paying.
That company’s name? Plock. No, it’s not just Flock with a Sharpie mark over the “F”, trust us!
We here at Phlock are 110% ethical human beings!
Sharpie? This smells like Trumps doing…
Bullshit.
