• ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works
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    1 month ago

    Who am I? No forreal, WHO AM I? Last I remember I was on a cruise around the Caribbean. I blacked out one night while at the casino and when I came to I was on a beach in the middle of nowhere with a toothless man who spoke a language I couldn’t comprehend. Thankfully he still has a dial up connection somehow in the year of our lord 2026, but I’ve been on this island for two years now. SOMEONE COME GET ME!

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      1 month ago

      Your wife is much happier with me now and the children are already calling me dad. It’s time to move on.

      • ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works
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        1 month ago

        Fuck, I WAS MARRIED!? This toothless guy keeps trying to wrap a bit of twine around my finger and cuddle me when I’m passed out. If I know I’m single now, I might as well go for it. Wish me luck!