Who am I? No forreal, WHO AM I? Last I remember I was on a cruise around the Caribbean. I blacked out one night while at the casino and when I came to I was on a beach in the middle of nowhere with a toothless man who spoke a language I couldn’t comprehend. Thankfully he still has a dial up connection somehow in the year of our lord 2026, but I’ve been on this island for two years now. SOMEONE COME GET ME!
Fuck, I WAS MARRIED!? This toothless guy keeps trying to wrap a bit of twine around my finger and cuddle me when I’m passed out. If I know I’m single now, I might as well go for it. Wish me luck!
Who am I? No forreal, WHO AM I? Last I remember I was on a cruise around the Caribbean. I blacked out one night while at the casino and when I came to I was on a beach in the middle of nowhere with a toothless man who spoke a language I couldn’t comprehend. Thankfully he still has a dial up connection somehow in the year of our lord 2026, but I’ve been on this island for two years now. SOMEONE COME GET ME!
Your wife is much happier with me now and the children are already calling me dad. It’s time to move on.
Fuck, I WAS MARRIED!? This toothless guy keeps trying to wrap a bit of twine around my finger and cuddle me when I’m passed out. If I know I’m single now, I might as well go for it. Wish me luck!