Beep@lemmus.orgBanned to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoInside the fiery, deadly crashes involving the Tesla Cybertruck: Cybertrucks have locked passengers inside and burned so hot they’ve disintegrated drivers’ bones.www.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square201linkfedilinkarrow-up1775arrow-down17
arrow-up1768arrow-down1external-linkInside the fiery, deadly crashes involving the Tesla Cybertruck: Cybertrucks have locked passengers inside and burned so hot they’ve disintegrated drivers’ bones.www.theguardian.comBeep@lemmus.orgBanned to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square201linkfedilink
minus-squareChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up187·3 months agoSounds like a great way to fake your death. The only problem is that everyone will think you died driving a Tesla.
minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up81arrow-down1·3 months agoGood point. Back to the drawing board.
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·3 months agoNo one’s going to believe a drawing board disappeared a body.
minus-squareL0rdMathias@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·3 months agoEhhh, you’d be surprised what the modern drawing board can do.
minus-squareBeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoI present you the drAIwing board, our latest break through!
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·3 months agoIt… also costs 100k Edit: sorry, sorry, 70k — much better
minus-squarefrongt@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·3 months agoI mean if you’re faking your death I don’t think you’re planning on paying off the loan
minus-squarestringere@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoMake sure you take appropriate steps to insulate your spouse or family from the debt, depending on your local laws.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoyou’re right. no one would believe that
Sounds like a great way to fake your death. The only problem is that everyone will think you died driving a Tesla.
Good point. Back to the drawing board.
No one’s going to believe a drawing board disappeared a body.
Ehhh, you’d be surprised what the modern drawing board can do.
I present you the drAIwing board, our latest break through!
It… also costs
100kEdit: sorry, sorry, 70k — much better
I mean if you’re faking your death I don’t think you’re planning on paying off the loan
Yeah, I guess that’s true
Make sure you take appropriate steps to insulate your spouse or family from the debt, depending on your local laws.
Or dispose of evidence.
Or BOTH !
you’re right. no one would believe that