Dylan, useful idiot with commit access, pushed age verification PRs to systemd, Ubuntu & Arch, got 2 Microslop employees to merge it, called it 'hilariously pointless' in the PR itself, then watched Lennart personally block the revert. Unpaid compliance simp.

In his own words, buried in a GitHub comment thread that exploded into nearly a thousand replies before the whole thing got shut down, he admitted the feature he was pushing was: “hilariously pointless and ineffective” at actually verifying anyone’s age. Then he argued it should be implemented anyway…