That’s the spirit!

Just make sure nothing works if the user doesn’t have an internet connection and won’t let you snoop on all their data

I’m sure your kids won’t mind going without dinner for a few months.

Definitely not coming to a battlefield near you any time soon.

I’ve never had any problems with updates corrupting my system. I use Mint, by the way.

Now you made the Zuckerbot sad. Drone assassination squad has been dispatched.

Robots can barely pick up a piece of cloth right now. The kind of manual dexterity required for sowing is nowhere near on the horizon. Just look at all the much vaunted humanoid robots they’ve been promising to use in factories for years. Those can’t do anything useful yet, not even pick up parcels.

Don’t worry. The kind of work these people do is nowhere near possible to replace with AI. CEOs, accountants, lawyers and middle managers on the other hand…

I already had a 233 MHz PII when AoE came out, so no.

Unplugging the RGB stuff is pretty simple.

It’s OK, gramps, let’s get you back to bed.

I use Mint, by the way.

I’m not really sure what you’re complaining about here. Laptops are too expensive? Yeah, so is everything else. That has nothing to do with Linux. And why would buying a second hand machine be a temporary solution? Laptops are always being phased out and flogged off for cheap. And you can run Linux on pretty much any x86 machine, now and in the foreseeable future.

They didn’t pay their subscription fees, obviously. Duh.

It’ll be interesting to see if there are really that many rubes in the world.

Filthy heretics!

Milk and sugar please.

Praise be!

The key difference is that there are credible alternatives in the PC OS space. If I could ditch Android/iOS without major pain, I’d do it in a heartbeat.

Do you have a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Linus Torvalds?