I might actually buy it if it has that.

It only costs 6 arms and 12 legs. Just go out there and start chopping limbs!

…strange that Sony structured their pricing model that way.

Hell, at this point, I don’t even see that as absurdist humor. It might be very real.

Calling BraveLittleHitatchiWand!

PS3 is retro??? STOP CALLING ME OLD, SIR/MAM!!! MY GREY HAIRS AND BAD KNEES DO NOT APPRICIATE IT!!!

Right now, we’re considering implementing something akin to the date pickers that were ubiquitous when signing up for internet services in the early 2000s where it’s just an honor system.

If you implement that, I switch to a fork that removes it.

And will be available for about 2 hours before ram shortages forces them to cancel all orders.

Actually, pretty sure that was 1940s Germany humor.

…actually it wasn’t humor to them.

…fud?

But Brawndo has the electrolites that plants crave!

Just in case the joke is too far of a stretch to make the connection, what I’m saying is the obvious simple solution isn’t profitable.

They’d rather sell you a solution that doesn’t actually work, then give you a solution that works that they can’t make profit on.

NO!!! NO NO NO NO NO!!! They can’t just Jurassic Park this thing, and just have an infinate amount of islands!

And then banned your family from using the remote.

I don’t get the whole ram catagories. DDR3, DDR4, DDR5. They make it seem like the higher the number, the better the ram, but I always thought ram was just a space for computers to temporarily store information until it was ready to call on it.

So from my perspective 16GB DDR3 should be the same as 16GB DDR5. But that’s clearly not the case.

Born just in time to not be able to be a nazi!

Yes, I know the Hitler Youth existed…but I don’t hold that against those (at the time) children. They were being conditioned to support a system they didn’t understand.

I figure anyone younger than 20 is too young to be blamed for all that crap. The brain stops developing at age 23. So I don’t expect an 8 year old to hold a very good grasp on international politics and wars. Especially in an age where an hour nightly AM radio broadcast, and a daily morning newspaper were your only source for news.

Yes, but you’re a nutsack. It’s fine when YOU make that face.

Until throw these fucks in jail this shit will continue.

Which is exactly why that won’t happen. Our president is a pedophile. There’s a whole network of wealthy pedophiles who no longer have an island. The pedophiles are in power.

…did we?

Best I can do is shutting the whole planet down.

GUYS!!! WE FOUND THE ONE!!! HE’S THE ONE WHO ENDS AI!!!

Praise be!

I have no idea.