I already have a master’s thesis. This was harder.

Lmao

Radeon Open Computational Matrix’m

Musk doesn’t understand database design (or the existence of PRIMARY KEY ()), surprise.

Charging a one time fee for the API seems like a decent way to ensure continued operation.

But if you don’t like it, you can run your own server

Fun fact, both MySQL and MariaDB are named after Michael Widenius’s children.

The SQL and DB portions are named after Widenius’s inability to escape his creations from bring taken over by capital interests. (/s)