Psaldorn

See the GTA loading bug fiasco.

Nobody in the whole company or QA thought “why does this take so long to load? Maybe I should check that?”

Laser guided munition in comic form. I have taken 100% of the blast.

Nothing a short nap can’t fix.

Yiisss, no more scrolling for miles for me!

He used to own a stake, sold it, tried to create a competitor, then tried to make life harder for his competition.

There was a decision pathway where he didn’t make himself look like a fool. Making people log in and confirm their business is not affiliated with wp engine was the most cringe business move.

Call it granite and somehow surprised it’s as thick as a box of rocks.

Every day it logs me out before standup and gets locked into a stupid “not loading” loop. I have to go to the login page, whereby it recognises my token and fucking logs me in. FUCK.

This is great news!

If it didn’t have Robert Picardos voice, I do not want

If I rebase my branch with main I do not expect any failing tests. If you waste my time merging shit code, fuck you. Fix your shit.

Unless prod is on fire and the CEO is prowling (even then, I’d argue standards should be maintained)

Merging failing tests so everybody else has failing tests and wastes time figuring out why.

Nothing neutral here

I look forward to them trying to DDOS that address

Standard, aka basic. ELEVATE YOURSELVES!:wq