If you’re writing sloppy C code your assembly code probably won’t work either

Your game will actually likely be more efficient if written in C. The gcc compiler has become ridiculously optimized and probably knows more tricks than you do.

Eventually the proper name for the operating system will just be the full configuration.nix file, and we’ll all rename our backups to "FullLegalName"OS

In this future, NixOS replaces all other distros as the defacto standard way to manage packages

If Torvalds was Satoshi he would have done a lot more with those untouched bitcoin than let them sit around for more than a decade