The internet is about to feel a lot slower for us as more services move offshore to flee the taxes.

Oh no!

Tell me you have no meaningful impact on the world without telling me you have no meaningful impact on the world.

Perhaps training an image classifier?

It’s nonsensical to compare protected highway miles with surface city street miles.

I would recommend switching to LibreOffice, it is definitely more performant and modern.

Oracle bought and ratfucked it.

What facts did they get wrong?

It turns out hobby forks of a web browser is a dumb idea.

Yea but he wouldn’t just lie right? It’s after 2014 so his cars drive themselves and actually pay their owners money now right?

But is it Enterprise Grade and Web Scale? RedHat has a lot of marketing legacy behind it.

Edit: I realize I probably should have specified the /s I’m making fun of RedHat marketing.

You’re a dumb removed? You need to join a better instance.

I was just at a Tesla protest in my local town last weekend. There are literally zero articles about it. We don’t have freedom of the press here anymore.

Oracle doesn’t know how to write software. Only contracts and lawsuits.

That would require signing in and allowing tracking.

My level of shitposting has increased dramatically ever since I learned that I’m not just trolling the person I replied to, but future generations to come. You gotta have a legacy you’re proud of before you kick the bucket, ya know what I mean?

Society grows great when old men plant shitposts whose shade they know they shall never sit in.

iRobot started off as a defense contractor making mine clearing algorithms or some such vaporware.

Did you paste the wrong link?

Do you beat your clothes on a rock down by the river too?

It was originally at up to leech government funding for “weapons research”. I guess I’m old because nobody here seems to remember that.