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There have been some interesting DEFCON talks on the subject.

DEFCON 19: And That’s How I Lost My Eye: Exploring Emergency Data Destruction (w speaker) / Invidious: Nadeko or instance selection

DEF CON 23 - Zoz - And That’s How I Lost My Other Eye…Explorations in Data Destruction (Fixed) / Invidious: Nadeko or instance selection

Some of the Invidious instances are busted due to recent changes but Nadeko seems to be working for now.

That’s reserved for if they make it past the first three levels of security. EASY and pals are #2.

EASY does it: Experimental Autonomous Securitybot, Yellow.

…mines at the back of the garage…

Holy shit, you are serious about your physical security!

This movement paves the way for their transition to commodeism.

It’s either that or you have to pay for the shit tickets. Program is called “feces or see fees.”

Sounds like a job for looBlock Origin or a PeeHole.

Title case is a thing. Major words in caps, minor lower. Spam bots probably don’t read comments on their posts though.

And then keep going because they were so effective at raising morale.

Drop a Switchblade on that Dougan guy. Problem solved, problem staying solved.

Sure, a person might have said that. They’d have been right about the danger but wrong about our risk tolerance. It’s hard enough to keep people from becoming water balloons in a simple collision on the ground (though things have definitely improved in that regard over the past century). It’s also a much bigger problem to run out of fuel or have an engine failure in midair than on the ground in the vast majority of situations.

…drinking my beer! Or eating my lunch for tomorrow. Or half a birthday cake.

Could’ve just said “eating my lunch”, it’s obviously a beer and half of a birthday cake.

The FBI called to help, maybe they can sort things out for you too. Thought they’d be busy with other stuff right now but I guess they need these Apple gift cards to upgrade my security…

Gross, my fridge got hit with ransomware again and now all the food inside is encrypted. Time to see if my canned backups are any good.

…Where did I put those backups?

When you say it like that, it sounds better in some ways and worse in others.

Just in case anyone was wondering why we don’t do that.

Yeah, it’s the online forums and gaming communities that radicalized me and not the legion of drooling idiots destroying my country at the direction (or at least to the delight) of foreign adversaries. Good job, detective.

…Hail Mary and and an Our Father for penance. Really though, you can’t be so hard on yourself. Maybe those orphanages needed to burn, have you ever thought that maybe it was God who put that gas can into your hands? Let yourself live in the moment, don’t be afraid to share your spark with the world.

I am beginning to think it was a bad idea to prioritize engagement and retention over safety.

Thanks, kinda sounds like a nightmare to me though. On a good day, I think I can come up with some decent material on the spot but it takes me a while to loosen up enough to try it. Online, I can go back and edit if a better idea occurs to me halfway through or take a minute to think about it/add some really weird search terms to my FBI file.