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uh im juan i made this for an event i couldnt participate in…for actual content go to https://ihatetehbsod.neocities.org/
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then i must be the pastafari /j
great, now the compiler wont let me modify my programs (i really should get better at coding because i seem to only know to do spaghetti)
tbh nor am i, this is becoming vim vs emacs 2.0 isnt it
thats exactly what the “you get the idea” line meant, i was only giving some examples because if i did itd be literally every language
(also modern c is spaghetti, but old c is even more. legacy code is spaghetti no matter the language)
You should see some of my code. On second thought, it’s probably best you don’t.
thats the same warning i give to anyone looking at ~/scripts. particularly ~/scripts/bas, ~/scripts/js and ~/scripts/bat_bkp (which is copy of /mnt/msdos/jp/batch)
all code in those folders is like that
well, in my country (spain) assembler and assembly are basically used interchangeably, so i do that a lot. will take into account for future posts tho.
i mean old c
legacy cide is always pasta
yea we dont talk about python here
ps: you know something you wrote is funny when taken out of context when someone screenshots it and after a while youre sent the screenshot of your message
dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.orgOPto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•js is in the "pure embodiment of hell" category along with vb.net and php2·1 month agono problem, tbh if it wrere me to write it id also have put asm as true newutral. i actually did asm a few times. sadly only know mips (lol)
dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.orgto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•This will be *really* funny, until you remember 99% of current super hyped AI stuff is running on Python1·1 month agowho tf even uses prolog anymore (said the one still using old basic, from when it still had line numbers and everything was goto all the way down)
this is very clearly a self deprecating joke btw
dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.orgto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•This will be *really* funny, until you remember 99% of current super hyped AI stuff is running on Python1·1 month agodusts off a commodore 64 well time to make my own chatgpt
dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.orgOPto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•js is in the "pure embodiment of hell" category along with vb.net and php1·1 month agoi already said i did not make this one
dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.orgto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The general feeling of documentating things1·2 months agoEUGHHHH THIS IS TOO RELATABLE
whats that? i use yenjis discus checker scroll, i know it was abandoned long ago back in the old days of the spell assemblers (when they were still a thing) but IT. JUST. WORKS. i dont need those fancy new features, i just want to see if the runes and incantations written on my magic discus got corrupt or not.
windows xp kernel included dirty hacks from when ms-dos 6.22 was in active development and not released yet and they might still be there in 10