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Does their CEO have a signature that looks like a penis?

Okay, but did Google calculate how many dicks they could jerk off for maximum efficiency?

Many entry level MacBooks of the last decade have probably been 8 GB. I have a M1 MacBook Air and that is 8 GB. It is fine for me.

I’d prefer the Darkest Timeline at this point. At least cool doppelgängers from a alternate reality of Greendale, Colorado will try to do something.

If you didn’t leave when the API pricing went up, everything is your fault.

I don’t think it was this game, maybe the first Ghost Recon but as a kid it was frustrating to play. I couldn’t get past the realism of the gunshots. I thought typically video game logic would be applied, letting me get shot many times before dying.

It’s already fucked up that he legally gets to call himself a co-founder for simply being on the board.

There is a whole fictional language in the game.

I’ve lived my entire life reading about this in Masters of Doom but never seeming a single screenshot.

I still remember the days when Google required you know how to program in C to purchase one. No idea if they had a test.

They honestly lost me with the fitness platform they were developing with the hardware they tried launching before they got bought by Fitbit.

I’m too baked into my Apple Watch to use a Pebble today. I don’t have any of my old watches. I would not mind a circular Apple Watch. I loved the Pebble Round.

The name alone when I saw an ad made me cringe.

Well they have to be convicted first.

Ever considered getting into phallic object detection?

I don’t know what that is.

Rufus would probably tell you there is no such thing as Rufus.

I like how Fortnite is part of this.

The original said the code is compiling.

Next you’ll hear they need to subscribe to the battle pass for new games they wish to own the IP for.