The examples on the meme don’t bind any variables. If those are lambdas, the Haskell version is just the ... part.

The process to decide to turn power plants on and off isn’t air-gaped.

Wasn’t Claude the one that broke the camel’s back and made people start to make that joke everywhere?

Some species are just perfectly adapted to their niche…

C developers were already writing dynamic arrays before computer data was running through underseas cables.

Aws/Clousdfare are both large, pentagonal blocks that span through all the width.

What is Microsoft doing?

Whatever it is, it’s not part of the modern digital infrastructure.

If DNS breaks the right way, it can fix the AI problems!

GraphQL has all the right combination of abstracting a really hard problem, ignoring the hard details, and giving you enough toggles to pretend you can solve the worst problems that makes hyping it really, really easy.

But the libraries the FB devs publish are considered state of the art on the web frontend community!

And if you complain, there’s always somebody to say “if you are so good, why aren’t you working at FAANG?”

Oh, I didn’t know about digraphs at all. C++ is a really big language.

And wow, that’s a well hidden footgun.

What is happening there?

Is it about templates? I can’t find any reference for that syntax.

It seems that you need to get better. There are plenty of valid complaints against SQL, but your problems seem to be all due to lack of familiarity.

No variables, no functions; Oh but you can do a CTE

Yeah, CTEs are more expressive than variables. And as somebody pointed, every database out there supports functions, you may want to look how they work.

UNION ALL, UNION ALL, UNION ALL… “There’s got to be a better way, surely…”

What do you mean by a “better way”? Union all is a perfectly valid operation.

And then you try put a MAX in a where and it won’t let you because you gotta pull all the maxes out in their own query, make a table, join them in, and use them like a filter…

Window functions exist.

Well, that’s how you do it!

And if two widgets need to create the same effect, you just copy the 5000 lines around. That’s why copy-and-paste was invented.

(It really shouldn’t be necessary… but in case somebody still needs it, here’s the \s)

Ok… But what time is now?

Oh, that’s right, I was using gcc.

Dude, after forcing -std=c++20, the compiler still can’t find a reference for std::ostream::operator<<(float)…

Do I have to link with some non-standard library? There doesn’t seem to have any numbers.a included with gcc.

Well, I can assure you that you have requirements.

You just don’t know what they are.

At least NaNs are different from each other and themselves.

SQL’s null would like a word here.

>> typeof(NaN)
<- "number"

It’s valid for C too, but it will be either a double or a float.

It’s a badly assembled fork of Debian that doesn’t have the same maintenance work and will both break sooner or later and have really large odds of not ever completely working.