I read your comment in my head with the voice of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman and made me laugh

I don’t see it that way but I’m not gonna argue, since I have no horse in this race. I’m not an ubuntu hater, I actually think it’s both a good gateway to the FOSS world and a good permanent solutions for those who don’t mind a corporate approach to linux. I just find it funny to take random punches at it once in a while…

Just by how the documentation is written, you should understand who’s its target audience: it’s clearly for new users that want to understand their philosophy.
Is it oversimplified? Yes.
Does this mean it’s misinformation? If I can oversimplify, then no it’s not.

Well Ubuntu os not that bad if you just stick to the ecosystem. I mean… Not everyone… Pffft… Wants to… HmmHMpf… Babysit… Ahahahah I can’t…

Just install Mint

I distro-hopped so many times I got so sick of change that I’ve stuck with Debian for 4 years, the longest ever. It’s a peaceful life.

This post smells like burnt toast

Yeah, but usually thieves sell the stolen phones to people that are slightly smarter and better organized

This is my second iteration of CalyxOS, I used to rock a Pixel 4a and now I’m on a Fairphone 5, and I love it. It’s rock solid and never had a compatibility issue, although I heard that some banking apps might misbehave with microg, but not in my experience.
Graphene has pretty much the same approach but instead of supporting microg, has decided to take the route of sandboxing Google Services, which is a better route for compatibility at the expense of letting some of your data leak through once in a while.
/e/OS is a wonderful project on paper, but in my experience it was the one with more issues and bugs: they try to support as many devices and services as possible, providing a full environment that’s easy to setup for any user, but having to deal with so may things makes them a little hit or miss sometimes. Nonetheless I still believe they’re a great project that brings privacy to the less techy people with a (mostly) working ecosystem.
LineageOS isn’t focused on privacy but in extending the life cycle of devices after they’ve been discontinued, so if your concern is to be private I’d go with something else.

Don’t underestimate the bootloader locking feature: once your whole life is connected to one device, you don’t want a guy with a USB cable be able to access it in case of loss/theft. DON’T ASK ME HOW I KNOW IT.

But then how can I say “I love you” to my soulmate without the extra suffering and exploitation of human life the real ones provide?

Are you using LibreOffice from the Fedora flatpak repositories? Because they crash on me all the time too

Windows is a pain in the ass to set up

- the guy with a tiling window manager

Because you don’t have to know what to do already if you start with Ubuntu. You have to know your way around the Linux world more if you use Debian

Drip is such a good name

I used Bodhi Linux for a long time and I still remember how cool was the Enlightment fork they used: Moksha

The FBI is trying to trick me into feeling guilty, too bad I was the firstborn of a single mother and this shit does not work on me anymore

I love myself a bit of Streisand effect in the late afternoon

I will always prefer my iPod Mini with extra storage, new battery and Rockbox like this guy did, and the reasons are:

• better overall build and audio quality
• way cheaper (70-80$ vs 249$)
• better software support (Rockbox is FOSS and has been going on for ages and it’s not gonna stop)
• it actually upcycles old hardware instead of buying new devices and creating more e-waste
• nostalgia value +100 points