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Cake day: 2023年6月12日

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    • Push directly to master, not main
    • No command line args, just change the global const and recompile
    • No env vars either
    • Port numbers only go up to 5280, the number of feet in a mile
    • All auth is just a password; tokens are minority developers, not auth, and usernames are identity politics
    • No hashes – it’s the gateway drug to fentanyl
    • No imports. INTERNAL DEVELOPERS FIRST
    • Exceptions are now illegal and therefore won’t occur, so no need to check for them
    • SOAP/XML APIs only
    • No support for external machines. If it’s good enough for my machine, it’s good enough for yours.