You’re telling me women don’t like vibrators.

Leave it to humans to build a robot for the purpose of lynching it.

We don’t deserve Earth.

My work laptop is fine except for how the Windows key fell off randomly after 6 months.

all motorized personal vehicles and their attendant infrastructure should be eliminated

I live in New Jersey, so

Nuff said.

I am posting negative things about ICE online.

My name is Fuckice Suckmyballs and I live at 666 Gotohell Street.