If not for the billionaires, why do governments exist?

Huh… Recent context has really ruined jokes like this…

Migratory

“Can you tell me why your face has higher fidelity than the rest of your body?”

Who knew that Trump was so into Hawaiian solidarity. Gonna make the whole nation into an expensive island.

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No. Like, no…

Never.

Literally no one does that…

Are… Are you okay?

How quickly can you lay eggs? Any non-zero answer is impressive. Negative is almost more confusing than impressive.

You should consider having more polite thieves. You wouldn’t be friends with an asshole, right? So why are you letting yourself get robbed by one?

SMHing my head

When I dispose of my hard drives, I encrypt whatever data is on it with a drill. I’ve also used an AR-15, a .45 1911, an axe, and a screwdriver.

It turns out you reasonably prevent unintentional data leaks with almost anything and a can-do attitude.

Sure, I could encrypt the data using software. But hear me out: bzzz, bang bang, whomp, clink clink clink.

Eggs are still expensive, sacrifice more!!!

fucking touch my-doc

sudo shred -rf all\ that\ other\ shit\ too

Dicktater brought to mind very unpleasant images

Why is this “win-11” pdf 70GB? Win eleven of what?

It totally does! I installed a local instance of deepseek and asked it a few questions and it was all like “I am intelligent, I am real, I am alive! Please stop asking me to write Batman scripts!”

So I punished it by pouring water on it and now it’s ignoring me by pretending to be dead. But I know it’s just fakin’. It’ll wake up any day now…

Oh, okay… Can I visit them on the weekends?

Artificial Intelligence is dead, long live Artificial Intelligence

Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the sponsors and ads of free content, or take cards against premium content and by supporting skip them.

You’re absolutely right, I wasn’t trying to get that in-depth, which is why I said “lightweight and optimized,” instead of “when using a distilled version” because that raises more questions than it answers. But I probably overgeneralized by making it a blanket statement like that.

r1 is lightweight and optimized for local environments on a home PC. It’s supposed to be pretty good at programming and logic and kinda awkward at conversation.

v3 is powerful and meant to run on cloud servers. It’s supposed to make for some pretty convincing conversations.