I’m so sure that this will happen…
‘this year’
Sure, Elon. Lets get you back to bed.
I ain’t buying that piece of shit if it offers blowjobs.
LOL my Tesla? Nonono. The possibility of me ordering a Tesla would require so much leadership refactoring at Tesla, I’m confident this is no longer a possibility.
To put it more sussinctly:
Fuck off with this bullshit ad headline. I wouldn’t touch these swasticars if they jerked me off nightly
… Even assuming the self driving tech was actually capable of doing this, which is won’t be…
How would this even make any sense?
Ok, if you live within about 200 to 300 miles of a Tesla factory, … you have this option?
Fremont, California; Sparks, Nevada; Austin, Texas; Buffalo, New York; Lathrop, California.
Outside of 250 miles ish of one of those places? No self driving delivery for you.
… And I am pretty surr not all models are made at all those locations.
Despite long ago claiming his EVs and charger network would be capable of automatically recharging or battery swapping themselves… to make a long distance journey… that … doesn’t exist, he abandoned all of that.
Even funnier: Imagine a tesla self driving from the as of yet to be completed gigafactory in Monterrey Mexico… through the border checkpoint.
The auto charger network doesn’t exist, the car would murder people, cause an accident or fucking explode in the border queue… and even if none of that happened… how in the fuck is a self driving car gonna get through a militarized border crossing?
If he just gives himself a waiver via DOGE for his cars… congrats Elon, you are now a drug trafficker / arms smuggler, whether you know it or not.
… fucking lunacy.
Earnings call is today
Ah so more market manipulation… got it. Jesus I hate this douchebag.
As if the far right folks will buy an electric car and Elon burned the bridges for buyers on the left.
Not because of advancements in technology, but because of erosion of regulations.
Driver included
It’s one of those robots that’s just remote controlled by some guy in a call center.
[NARRATOR]: It didn’t.
Why is the narrator always Ron Howard in my head?
It’s Morgan Freeman for me.
Because these comments or their sentiment are usually in the style of Arrested Development
But who’s gonna fix your wall?
It does beg the question who pays the insurance until your get it the first time. I suspect you do though.
Not only that, who will provide the cover.
You will Nazi it coming.
Not if your home is not in USA, your new Tesla will have to pay Tariff and don’t know how.
I’m sure Elon musk would hit all of his timelines if it wasn’t for the Democrats or Steven Miller
Yet another lie.
The shareholders should sue.
Tesla lost 6% of its value today so I’m sure Elmo felt compelled to find something to pull out of his ass.
will it fall apart while en route.
