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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 8 months ago

Trolley problem

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    Quickly move the switch while on track, then hope the paths willl be wide enough to stop the trolley.

  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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    Option 3 means that the Javascript standards team dies either way, right? Number 3. No hesitation.

    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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      the c++ team is a sacrifice I’m willing to make. can we just shoot Brendan Eich in the head if he’s not in there too?

      • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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        C++ is obsolete now that we have Go

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          C++ is better suited to lower level operations than Go, C++ can have huge control over the environment (allowing it to be run on bare metal with no OS) while Go is limited due to it using a garbage collector

          If there was a replacement for C++, the best bet IMO would be Zig

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            As someone who knows neither of the three: Why Zig over Rust as a Cpp replacement?

            • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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              Rust has its own issues.

              Before the memory safety craze, Rust was hyped as a functional programming language, meaning it not only has lambdas and monads, but also const by default, which will force you to rethink all your programming decisions. Also no classes, so you do even more rethinking.

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    why would you wanna kill the programming language commitees.

  • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Wait, what does the middle track do?

    • Natanael@lemmy.zip
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      It’s the Republican track

    • LordGimp@lemm.ee
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      Same as normal but you chose the status quo rather than having it enforced upon you.

  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    I’ve played enough X-COM to know that 50/50 is actually 100%, I just don’t know which way. Better trigger it!!

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    sudo rm train.sh

    problem solved 👍

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    Javascript Standards Team is such an Oxymoron.

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      They’ve done amazing work trying to turn the clusterfuck they started with into a good language

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        That “trying” is doing the heavy lifting in that sentence.

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          What are some of the outstanding issues that haven’t been addressed? I feel like there are genuinely good ways of doing everything these days

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            Javascript

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    8 months ago

    deepmind: tr0ll3y m4n r3f3rs t0…

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