I’m offering my engineering services for $50/hour. I got my degree at Mars University, graduated year 2069.

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    20 days ago

    Way ahead of you. Investors are interested and I just received a mail from Gougle, saying that if I can just help one of their main clients, a Nigerian prince, out of monetary predicament, they’ll sign a billion dollar contract for mass production of this thing. They’ll even throw in some candy bars, they said.

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      15 days ago

      Just make sure nothing works if the user doesn’t have an internet connection and won’t let you snoop on all their data

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        15 days ago

        Ah, there a biometric sensor on the side which is needed for bootup and it sends the scanned fingerprint to the NSA. I’m currently working on a retina scanner and have future plans for breath print scanner too. Just need to work out the code base first.