cm0002@toast.ooo to Programming@programming.dev · 1 month agoA software engineer at Atlassian got laid off in March after 8 years. His response: a 38-minute YouTube video showing how the company's entire tech works, free for anyone to copy.medium.comexternal-linkmessage-square53linkfedilinkarrow-up1460arrow-down120file-text
arrow-up1440arrow-down1external-linkA software engineer at Atlassian got laid off in March after 8 years. His response: a 38-minute YouTube video showing how the company's entire tech works, free for anyone to copy.medium.comcm0002@toast.ooo to Programming@programming.dev · 1 month agomessage-square53linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-square4am@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down2·1 month ago I’d pay you to shit my hand in a drawer if it meant I didn’t have to use atlassian How would you get your hand into the drawer, and why wouldn’t we just do it over a toilet like civilized people?
minus-squareSalmiakDragon@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoExploiting your kids for views. Though it was funny if I ignore that.
minus-squaredjdarren@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoMaicyn? Pronounced “Mason”, I assume?
minus-squareLumpyPancakes@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoNo I think he has to fist you first, so you can then shit his hand into the drawer.
How would you get your hand into the drawer, and why wouldn’t we just do it over a toilet like civilized people?
Oopsie poopsie
Exploiting your kids for views. Though it was funny if I ignore that.
Maicyn? Pronounced “Mason”, I assume?
No I think he has to fist you first, so you can then shit his hand into the drawer.