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Cake day: July 22nd, 2023

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  • Our Current Affairs teacher pulled this move, spring of '89 for context:

    Paper boy drops off a stack of the afternoon edition, teacher picks one up and seriously peruses it for a minute.

    Reading from the paper: “Please pay attention. ‘President George Bush has announced that an offensive action has begin against Iraq. US Air Force tactical bombers led the assault on Baghdad at 4AM this morning while grounds troops have taken positions on the outskirts.’” And so forth. “Discuss.”

    We excitedly kicked this around for 20 minutes. First time GenX was at war! He then showed us the headline: Local Man Wins Regional Bike Race.

    “Every one of you believed what I said because you thought it was written in the newspaper.” Stunned silence. “Discuss.”

    He was county or state teacher of the year for '88 and promised an automatic A to anyone who could make him smile, even once. We had no clue if he was a Democrat or Republican, no clue as to his opinion on anything.

    And just look around lemmy. Hundreds of upvotes because people thought Vance made a serious comment about Greenland being cold. (It was an obvious joke to the troops if one had taken a moment and thought, “Surely fucking not.” and watched 25-seconds of video.)




  • LOL, give it up. Lemmy is full of kids who have never had a physically challenging job in their fucking life.

    “I saw bad things!”

    Is no way comparable to:

    “I’ve blown out my back and knees, can barely stand up in the morning and can’t make a fist.”

    And for those bitching about the first two items, 19 of 20 of them are, and have always been, fat fucks.

    Anyways, looks like GenZ is about to get hard as fuck in the next few years when they see what real suffering is.












  • Just use Ubuntu. (Surely I’ll get hate for this.)

    It’s based on Debian, a major branch off the tree. It just fucking works. Millions of tutorials, groups, etc. to find troubleshooting info. Probably won’t have to do anything to get a machine running that does everything you’re doing now.

    Get the swing of that and go from there, if you want to try other branches.

    This realization helped me quite a bit: Windows does all sorts of arcane voodoo with the registry and DLLs and such. Weirdness Linux appeals to many because all the configuration is contained in simple text files. Got a program that reads and writes plain old text? Aight. You can configure Linux. In a way, it’s so simple it’s hard to get your head around coming from Windows.

    tl;dr: Just download and install Ubuntu. Go from there with your nicely working machine.