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Good thing it’s pretty easy to break windows.
Even better, when the hardware gets too hot windows explode on their own!
We need to be able to mock ourselves and this is certainly one of the funniest so far.
sudo extinguish
And now I have a picture of a sweaty “I use Arch” user yelling this at a fire about to consume them.
Would be a funny anime 🤔
I am disappointed that not one person has used the word “defenestrate” yet.
Defenestrate: The act of throwing someone or something out of a window.
This is a word that has started more than one war: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestration
Windows users when they’re chased by lions in the African savannah and the only way to survive is attempting to ride a gnu:
Captain Segfault comes to rescue: You’re saved! Jump through X Window!
I refuse to defenestrate myself!
$ virt-managerwat
never happen
no windows here.
just rescue pendrives with live linux, or other computers to ssh in from to put out the fire.
I love breaking windows!
I’ll just
kill -9the fire.Sudo cd ~/Home/Front-door
I’m a big fan of Linux and still this made me lol
My house only has xwindows for that reason.
The style of interface invented at Xerox PARC in 1973 (and almost certainly used by you if you’re viewing this on a Linux computer) is called WIMP, for “Windows, Icons, Menus, Pointer.” Microsoft just stole the name.
