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#Km91#@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 天前

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#Km91#@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 天前
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    PSSST

    “It’s pronounced PS/2”

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      Mom: we’ve got ps2 at home.

    • osanna@lemmy.vg
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      man, I’m old. I remember the keyboard connector before the ps/2 ports. I think it was called AT connector? I forget. Probably dementia

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        Dementia? Never heard of that connector.

        • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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          DemenTIA, from CompTIA. Some of those exam questions really make you wonder. . .

        • fartographer@lemmy.world
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          About 80% of my deceased family have been die-hard adopters of that.

      • fartographer@lemmy.world
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        God, I remember using the old non-standardized serial connectors from my CD caddy and 5.25" floppy days. I still can hear the C64 floppy drive whirring up for my sisters and I to watch the Ghostbusters game crash yet again, until we’d cry.

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        If it makes you feel better, when I was a kid, the mouse of my first computer used to go through a serial port, and a keyboard through a parallel port. Dot Matrix printers also used parallel ports. The good old times of the intel 386/486 models.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      i think that’s a ps3.

    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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      The round connector you need to reboot for.

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    I can’t help but wince at the thought of not seeing the spider before plugging in the ethernet cable…

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      Poor spider. :c

      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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        Port Spider

    • insomniac199@lemmy.world
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      Aww come on man don’t put that image in my head

  • fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net
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    isn’t the deep web just anything behind a login screen? Shouldn’t this say “dark web”?

    • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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      I can’t, my case has too many RGB LEDs

    • piccolo@sh.itjust.works
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      The dark web is part of the deep web. Anything not publicly indexable is the deep web.

      • Carighan Maconar@piefed.world
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        This makes Discord part of the deep web, yes?

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          If a search engine can’t crawl it so you could search up posts, like a good ol’ forum, than yep!

          Same with any member pages past a login. (Hence why nobody can just ‘google’ your bank account balance lol.)

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      Close. The deep web is any part of the internet not indexed by regular search engines. The dark web is a subsection of the deep web which is only accessible through a certain browser.

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      Nah cause that spidir is deeep in that internet hole.

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        SP//dr

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      Nah that spider is too cool to enjoy dark web shit.

      It’s just taking kids to all the inclusive communities, private torrent sites and free streaming servers.

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      Lemmy is also derp deep web.

      Edit: typo

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    found a bug in the network port!

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      That’s the driver, not a bug.

      • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        por qué no los dos?

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          deleted by creator

  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Portia confused about the missing ants

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      Hey fellow reader of that book!

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        Listening to book 4 right this moment

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          I didn’t know there was a fourth book. Awesome!

          Edit: tbf, released in 2026

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            2 weeks ago, to be more precise

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    New fear unlocked

    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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      I think that is just a jumping spider.

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        Yes! They are basically tiny dogs lol.

        Their tiny feet even look like dog paws!

        • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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          And Lucas is one, so they are pretty funny.

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          Aaaakksssshuuallyy…These are tarantula feet, more specifically avicularia avicularia (the pink feet).

          Jumping spider feet are very simmilar tho. But not as cute

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        A super smart spider bro that just wants to eat your pests…

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        The cute ones that look at you with intelligence in their eyes. I could never kill a jumping spider.

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      Cute jumping spider

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    Network and chill.

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    Is there a special URL that you want to share?

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    Going deepweb with a PS2 mouse is going to be dangerous. No way you can run Microscum’s latest update.

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    Inspiration for Bad Guys character?

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